Spencer On A Hot Tin Roof
Take a look at my 101 Goals for 1,001 Days, to be done by February 27, 2012.
Simon and Garfunkel - “Save the Life of My Child”
Via Everything is Terrible, the internet’s most fantastic dumpster.
Hey, Maine:
Don’t mess this up. Every tax-paying citizen deserves the right to marry the person they love. Americans who vote to deny other Americans a right they themselves enjoy should have that right taken away from them.
Tumblr Tuesday
If you’re into analyzing your dreams, you’ll want to stay awake for this. Zing! TAMD is a collective dream journal, which means this blog has a legitimate excuse for reading like the script from a Spike Jonze movie.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIIIIIIIIT
Gilbert Bécaud - “Et maintenant”
Apparently this was a hit in America when it was released in English as “What Now My Love” but I like the original better.
Thanks, WebMD Symptom Checker
I feel a bit under the weather. I’m checking WebMD’s online symptom checker right now, in which you put in your symptoms and it gives you a list of conditions you may have. This is a hypochondriac’s nightmare.
The symptoms I gave it (picked from the list of what they offer):
- Nasal congestion
- Poor concentration
- Disorientation
- Easily distracted
- Agitation of the head
- Sore throat
WebMD thinks I could be suffering from:
- Common cold
- Indoor allergens
- Viral pharyngitis (typical sore throat)
- Medication side effect
- Nasal congestion (no shit?)
- Acute sinusitis
So that sounds fair, right? Well that’s not even half of the conditions they gave me. WebMD also thinks I could be suffering from:
- Adult depression
- Alcohol withdrawal/delirium temens
- ADHD
- Dementia in head injury
- Hypoglycemia
- Strep throat
- Hay fever
- Laryngitis
- Tonsillitis
- Dust exposure (?)
- Generalized anxiety disorder
- Sleep apnea
- Smoke exposure
- Toxic shock syndrome (?!)
Alright WebMD, I’ll get right on to the doctor with my long list of things I think I might have.
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LMAO.
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The Blu Dot Real Good Experiment. Curb-mining: the act of finding furniture and art on the street. Mono came up with a way to conduct a curb-mining experiment: What would happen if we left a bunch of Real Good Chairs all over New York, free for the taking? Who will grab them? Where will they go? How will they get there?
On November 4-5, a total of 25 Real Good Chairs will be dropped all over NYC, most of which will be GPS-enabled. You can follow all of the chairs’ journeys here.
I WANT ONE
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-11-1)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Gilbert Bécaud - “Nathalie”
I’m absolutely in love with this song (and a few others by Gilbert Bécaud). For you non-francophones (hell, I can barely understand most of it) it’s about a French university student falling in love with his Russian tour guide in Red Square, Moscow.
Sanguinarius: The Vampire Support Page for Real Vampires
Makes for some fantastic Halloween reading.
fjdlkajha so natashavc just linked this article about white people dressing up their pugs but I JUST CANNOT GET PAST THIS PICTURE AORFKGH!
Paul Simon - “You Can Call Me Al”
Since I pretty much woke up to a Halloween parade playing this song outside my window, I pretty much decided that it’s going to be my theme song today.
