Spencer On A Hot Tin Roof

Take a look at my 101 Goals for 1,001 Days, to be done by February 27, 2012.

Oct 31, 2009 3:32am
retuta:

“30 Rock” references FTW.

I’ve been saying this all day.

retuta:

“30 Rock” references FTW.

I’ve been saying this all day.

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Oct 30, 2009 3:28pm
Shades Of Death Road is a real street in Warren County, New Jersey that I hope I will never, ever have to drive on ever, especially late at night, given its eerie history and associated folklore that you can read about here.

Shades Of Death Road is a real street in Warren County, New Jersey that I hope I will never, ever have to drive on ever, especially late at night, given its eerie history and associated folklore that you can read about here.

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Oct 29, 2009 3:50pm
Nam Sibyllam quidem Cumis ego ipse oculis meis vidi in ampulla pendere, et cum illi pueri dicerent: Σίβυλλα τί θέλεις; respondebat illa: ἀποθανεῖν θέλω. - Petronius
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Oct 28, 2009 12:14pm

Watch Spike Jonze bitchslap Kanye!

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Oct 27, 2009 1:14pm

Old Friends Reunited

When he spoke
an old hound, lying near, picked up his ears
and lifted up his muzzle. This was Argos,
trained as a puppy by Odysseus,
but never taken on a hunt before
his master sailed for Troy. The young men, afterward,
hunted wild goats with him, and hare, and deer,
but he had grown old in his master’s absence.
Treated as rubbish now, he lay at last
upon a mass of dung before the gates—
manure of mules and cows, piled there until
fieldhands could spread it on the king’s estate.
Abandoned there, and half destroyed with flies,
old Argos lay.

But when he knew he heard
Odysseus’ voice nearby, he did his best
to wag his tail, nose down, with flattened ears,
having no strength to move nearer his master.
And the man looked away,
wiping a salt tear from his cheek; but he
hid this from Eumaios. Then he said:
“I marvel that they leave this hound to lie
here on the dung pile;
he would have been a fine dog, from the look of him,
though I can’t say as to his power and speed
when he was young. You find the same good build
in house dogs, table dogs landowners keep
all for style.”

And you replied, Eumaios:

“A hunter owned him—but the man is dead
in some far place. If this old hound could show
the form he had when Lord Odysseus left him,
going to Troy, you’d see him swift and strong.
He never shrank from any savage thing
he’d brought to bay in the deep woods; on the scent
no other dog kept up with him. Now misery
has him in leash. His owner died abroad,
and here the women slaves will take no care of him.
You know how servants are: without a master
they will have no will to labor, or excel.
For Zeus who views the wide world takes away
half the manhood of a man, that day
he goes into captivity and slavery.”

Eumaios crossed the court and went straight forward
into the mégaron among the suitors;
but death and darkness in that instant closed
the eyes of Argos, who had seen his master,
Odysseus, after twenty years.

This is a scene from The Odyssey in which Odysseus returns home after twenty years disguised as a beggar to take revenge on the suitors who have plagued his family. The only one to recognize him is his old dog Argos, who has been neglected by the staff since Odysseus’ departure. Odysseus hides the fact that he is crying for fear of revealing himself to Eumaios, the swineherder. Their reunion is short-lived because Argos dies soon after recognizing his master. This is one of the saddest moments in any story I’ve ever read.

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Oct 27, 2009 12:27am

retuta:

Comic Sans on Vimeo (via Vimeo)

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Oct 26, 2009 9:12pm

TheseAreMyDreams.net’s Tumblarity has plummeted to a big fat zero. And you know what? I don’t care!

(Except I will ask EVERYONE READING THIS to please click “like” and “reblog” on every single post there! Oh, and submit, too!)

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Oct 26, 2009 8:16pm
thedailywhat:

Lucy Knisley.

I would buy the complete series in a heartbeat.

thedailywhat:

Lucy Knisley.

I would buy the complete series in a heartbeat.

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Oct 26, 2009 2:26pm
Oct 26, 2009 1:13pm
Happy indie rock halloween! Here is My Morning Jacket dressed up as Ghostbusters. Click-through for more!

Happy indie rock halloween! Here is My Morning Jacket dressed up as Ghostbusters. Click-through for more!

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Oct 26, 2009 12:43am
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Dead Kennedys - “Viva las Vegas”

Today was a very punk rock day for me, full of Dead Kennedys and The Germs. Here’s a classic cover of an Elvis song.

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Oct 26, 2009 12:23am
myunitedstatesofwhatever:

themichaelkiggins:

ALL THE KIDS LOOKING UP TO ME CAN SUCK MY DICK!

IT’S PORTMAN MOTHERFUCKER, DRINK ‘TIL I’M SICK.

myunitedstatesofwhatever:

themichaelkiggins:

ALL THE KIDS LOOKING UP TO ME CAN SUCK MY DICK!

IT’S PORTMAN MOTHERFUCKER, DRINK ‘TIL I’M SICK.

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Oct 25, 2009 5:43pm

rudydontstop:

SLO and Kern and San Bernadino down is all So Cal, the rest is basically Nor Cal.


Life’s greatest question finally answered…
…though some people say that between Santa Cruz and Monterey (or sometimes Santa Cruz and Santa Barbara) is Central California, and then what?

rudydontstop:

SLO and Kern and San Bernadino down is all So Cal, the rest is basically Nor Cal.

Life’s greatest question finally answered…

…though some people say that between Santa Cruz and Monterey (or sometimes Santa Cruz and Santa Barbara) is Central California, and then what?

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Oct 24, 2009 3:01am

One day when I’m famous and in the public eye I’m going to go to a vanity press to have a self-published poetry book made. I will have only one copy published. I will then donate that single copy to a library that I’ve never been inside.

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Oct 23, 2009 1:48am
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The Human League - “Don’t You Want Me”

I’m using this song to remind me that even though I’ve got a monster French test tomorrow morning, my weekend officially starts at 10:45!

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